Monday, May 19, 2008

Things I Will Never Do

in no particular order:
- climb Mt. Everest
- participate in an actual MMA fight (mixed martial arts)
- visit Afghanistan
- use the phrase "I'm just thinking aloud"
- cut off all contact with my children
- quit my day job to become a traveling folk singer
- eat poo
- cook any more Harley-friendly meals if the socks are not folded in the next 72 hours
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4 comments:

  1. Don't Be So DramaticalMay 19, 2008 at 11:56 PM

    Please don't air our dirty laundry!

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  2. BoywonderesqMay 20, 2008 at 8:38 AM

    There goes our planned trip to Afghanistan to have our first real MMA fight :(

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  3. Jen SimonMay 20, 2008 at 5:50 PM

    you're a liar. i see you eat poo all the time. it's called a sandwich from brooklyn bagel.

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  4. debbie millmanJune 20, 2008 at 10:39 PM

    so glad you don't want to be a folk singer!

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