An old married couple

This clip from Family Guy could be one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

My New Obsession

Crossword puzzles. I don't know why or how it happened, but it hit me hard. I started doing the puzzle on the subway during the long ride home from jury duty. It was a fairly easy puzzle, so I was able to get some of the clue right off the bat. Then, I realized that I could use the letters from the answers I knew to figure out the clues I didn't. I know that sounds obvious, but I guess I never gave crossword enough thought beyond "this is hard." There was a click in my head, and suddenly it became fun.

I started getting AM New York and Metro in the morning for the crosswords. I found websites with downloadable puzzles and would print out 4 at a time (with answers, too). I found Crosswords For Dummies in a supermarket but didn't buy because I felt I needed a bigger challenge. I then realized I was out of puzzles and instantly regretted that decision.

After a long search, I found one of the cheesy crossword puzzle books in a magazine shop and have bheen doing them non-stop. In the subway both to and from work. When I get home, before I go to sleep. In the morning, during lunch, and in the afternoon. I do about 4 a day. It relaxes me, makes me focus on one thing and not have my mind race. It also satisfies my need for trivia, as I start to learn new things. Did you know there's a river in Switzerland call the Aar?

I'm sure this addiction will subside, but for now it's insane. Just felt I needed to share.

Bugging the Dinosaurs

In lots of people's minds, the mystery of what killed the dinosaurs and other species — paving the way for the rise of mammals — was solved a couple of decades ago: a giant asteroid or comet slamming into the Earth, resulting in a dust cloud that shrouded the sun, cooled the planet dramatically and killed off plants and animals wholesale. It's a compelling story, but plenty of scientists never completely bought it.

A new book titled What Bugged the Dinosaurs, talks about how bugs that can spread disease were found in amber, against which dinosaurs wouldn't have had much resistance. The theory is that the dinos didn't all die in a massive epidemic; rather, the constant wear and tear of illness weakened the dinosaurs so that other catastrophes, like comets and volcanoes, could have finished them off.

This is combined with the Earth getting much warmer during a period called the Turonian, about 90 million years ago, when a "super-greenhouse" brought the ocean's surface temperature approached 100 degrees F, and alligators thrived in the Arctic.

note: this entry was totally plagarized from the referenced article due to the incredible laziness of the blog's "author". Don't like it? Well then my wife and I have saying for you: suck it.

Quotes of the Day

THURSDAY
Andrew: "When can you babysit?"
Brian: "Anytime that is convenient for me."

FRIDAY
Andrew "I haven't worn a tie this long since my Bar Mitzvah." (spoken to a car full of clients)

SUNDAY
Harley: "I love football!"

MONDAY
Andrew: "I just thought that class would be more interesting."
Harley: "Well you were wrong!"

My NFL Playoff Picks

AFC
--Wild-Card--
Jacksonville vs. Pittsburgh = Jacksonville
San Diego vs. Tennesse = San Diego
--Divisional--
Jacksonville vs. New England = New England
San Diego vs. Indianapolis = Indianapolis*
--Conference--
New England vs. Indianapolis = New England

NFC
--Wild-Card--
Washington vs. Seattle = Washington
NY Giants vs. Tampa Bay = Tampa Bay
--Divisional--
Washington vs. Dallas = Dallas*
Tampa Bay vs. Green Bay = Green Bay
--Conference--
Dallas vs. Green Bay = Green Bay

SUPERBOWL
New England vs. Green Bay = New England

(* means I'm not sure about this pick)

That's right, I'm going with the Pats to win it all. They say nothing counts as much as momentum going into the playoffs, and nobody has more momentum that New England. I also think Washington's dream season won't stand up to Dallas at home.

I also believe that experience will trump momentum. That is why I'm going with Green Bay over Dallas, as Bret Farve knows what it takes to win. Same thing for Indy over San Diego.

I'm also picking the teams with the 1st round bye to win their games, as that extra week of rest is a huge factor.

Xanadu

The writer's strike is finally hitting me. There's nothing on. Last night I suffered through this awful movie. Yes, it's an awful. I tapd it because it's HD and I thought it would be fun to watch. After the opening and the amazing song "I'm Alive," the novelty wore off.

It's a time capsule of the 80's in a very bad way. The acting, costumes, sets, and dialogue are terrible. Still, the soundtrack has a couple amazing song, though none are worth the torture of watching a bunch of LA douche bags rolling skating with their hot orange outfits and feathered haircuts.

If I had been smart, I just would have watched this 3-minute clip of the finale with the super-hot Oliva Newton-John. My god, I loved her when I was a kid and still do (not as much as you, Harley!).

With no end to the writer's strike in sight, Harley and I have joined NetFlix. That's good, but it means I'll be watching a bunch of romantic comedies between my war/football movies. Comeback, Heroes!!! I miss you, The Office!!

Being a Daddy Means...

unloading the car by yourself

understanding that Mommy is the favorite

always knowing where Mommy is... just in case

being able to change diapers like you're on a NASCAR pit team

sharing your food

finding the subtle nuances and social commentary in The Backyardigans after the fifth viewing

moving the toys so she can get through the living room with her walker

always having batteries

last to sleep, first to rise (most of the time)

foraging for food and keeping everyone fed (at least in this family)

waiting until she's not paying attention to watch Ultimate Fighting

always knowing what channel Noggin is on, no mater what city you're in