Thanks for being a total dick. My wonderful wife provides me with a nutrious, well-balanced meal at each instance when I arrive home. She is a remarkable woman who is an amazing cook. I especially like her chicken pot pie, and would most respectfully request that she get me one. Now.
Thanks for being a total dick. My wonderful wife provides me with a nutrious, well-balanced meal at each instance when I arrive home. She is a remarkable woman who is an amazing cook. I especially like her chicken pot pie, and would most respectfully request that she get me one. Now.
ReplyDeleteI guess my dinner cooking strike worked... =)
ReplyDeleteWHERE'S MY CHICKEN POT PIE?!?!
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