I Shouldn't Post This, But Brian Said To

Harley was complaining that her new iPhone isn't working.

"I can't hear anything. I've raised the volume, but i can't hear you. Everything sounds muffled. It must be broken."

"Have you taken off the plastic film off the face panel?"

"No. **pause** Oh wow, it works! Great, talk to you later! Can we keep this just between us?"