People have been asking me what I'm getting Harley for Mother's Day. What do you get the most wonderful beautiful, talented, sweet, thoughtful and considerate wife/mother on the planet? What one gift could sum up all the passion and devotion I feel for her? What single gift could express my appreciation and gratitude, my pride and happiness?
There's really only one answer: the best sex of her life
I know it's early, but Happy Mother's Day, Harley!
3 comments:
cheap! and ewww...
that's what she said.
sucks for harley. i got that AND a present.
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