Thursday, May 08, 2008

Mother's Day

People have been asking me what I'm getting Harley for Mother's Day. What do you get the most wonderful beautiful, talented, sweet, thoughtful and considerate wife/mother on the planet? What one gift could sum up all the passion and devotion I feel for her? What single gift could express my appreciation and gratitude, my pride and happiness?

There's really only one answer: the best sex of her life

I know it's early, but Happy Mother's Day, Harley!

3 comments:

your sil said...

cheap! and ewww...

Matthew said...

that's what she said.

mkpt said...

sucks for harley. i got that AND a present.