Monday, May 19, 2008

Things I Will Never Do

in no particular order:
- climb Mt. Everest
- participate in an actual MMA fight (mixed martial arts)
- visit Afghanistan
- use the phrase "I'm just thinking aloud"
- cut off all contact with my children
- quit my day job to become a traveling folk singer
- eat poo
- cook any more Harley-friendly meals if the socks are not folded in the next 72 hours

4 comments:

Don't Be So Dramatical said...

Please don't air our dirty laundry!

Boywonderesq said...

There goes our planned trip to Afghanistan to have our first real MMA fight :(

Jen said...

you're a liar. i see you eat poo all the time. it's called a sandwich from brooklyn bagel.

debbie millman said...

so glad you don't want to be a folk singer!