I Officially Hate Politics

I haven't watched any of the conventions. I can't stand the excitement, or the corn cob hats. I don't can't who wore what or said about so-and-so. Turn off MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, everyone. Just go away. Politics is not a rock concert. It is serious and shouldn't be given to bouts of uncontrollable dancing.

I refuse to watch the conventions. I tape the Daily Show and let them tell me what really happened. Sarcasm breeds the best pundits.

Mad Magazine has mysteriously been delivered to my door for 2 months now. No idea how it got there, but I think it was so I could see these 2 political spoofs. As the young priest in Mad Men said, "this is how God works."