Brian and Nilda are now homeowners!! Congrats on your brand new home. May you enjoy decorating and redecorating for years to come.
As some of you may know, Brian hates moving. He hates the process of packaging and gets all stressed out for weeks before hand. I think it might be different this time, now that he has Nilda to hold his hand.
Everybody make sure to send Brian emails saying, "Are you done packing?" "Have you done enough yet?" "Are you sure this is a good idea?" "I think you might have some serious trouble when it comes time to move."
The new place is in upstate Manhattan. I'm not sure of the actual street name, but I bet it goes something like this: