Fatty Boombalatty

I had McDonald's for lunch. A 10-nugget meal. Opted for the more healthy Dr. Pepper instead of a milkshake. Now I'm sleepy. But that's nothing compared to these, all found on thisiswhyyourefat.com:

Corn Corn
Corn on the Cob on a stick, covered in corn dog batter and deep fried.


Corn Dog Pigs In A Blanket
Fried corn dogs wrapped in American cheese and biscuit dough.

The Rubix Cubewich


The Hurler Burger
A burger topped with Easy Cheese in a jelly donut.


The Uruguayan Chivito
A roast beef sandwich with lettuce, tomato, cheese, basil garlic mayo, hard boiled egg, pickles, red peppers, green olives, onions, ham, and bacon on a white bread bun.