Saturday, March 22, 2008

What Marriage is All About

"We need toilet paper."

"OK, let's get the Charmin Plus."

"No, let's buy the cheap stuff now and have my mom bring us Charmin next time she comes to visit."

"No, let's just get the good stuff. Our butts are worth it."

"Really?? Even though we're throwing money away?"

"We're not throwing it away. We're flushing it."

POSTSCRIPT - we got the Charmin Plus. Harley's mom didn't bring any the next time she visited.


Anonymous said...

We're funny :)

isaacjosephson said...

We have silent toilet paper wars in our home. My wife buys the cheap stuff. I don't.